Journal Sample: Property of Arden Rose Elwaine

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Property of Arden Rose Elwaine

Do not read. Or else.

For Arden's eyes only!

Found this book. It was outside the church but the roof hung over it so it wasn't wet. Dad told me to take it to lost and found but I didn't. Nobody wrote their name or nothing in it and they should have done that so finder's keepers losers weepers. I put the book under my caot coat and Dad didn't know. We got to bring some leftovers home from the Church, but it's Mrs. Bard Baerd Birde Bird-Face's caserol casserol. I hate it. It has too much brocolli. I wanted the maca maccoroni macoroni. Miss Janey said it was good and even if she was lying it still has no brocolli so it's still better than Bird-Face's caser food.